John Williams is the man

10 11 2008

Gracias, gracias y gracias Nachete.

Gracias por haberme pasado la que va a ser sin duda la vídeo-frikada 2008-09. No os digo nada para que la sorpresa sea mayor. Me limitaré a decir que si os gustan el cine palomitero, las bandas sonoras, la música coral y a capella, y consideráis que el binomio John Williams-Spielberg es insuperable en ese terreno, váis a disfrutar como enanos.

Es para levantarse y aplaudir. Y lo mejor es que hasta está subida la letra (que podéis leer en esta misma entrada bajo el tubo). Menudo figura el tío.

[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind]
You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)

[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee]
Long time ago, far far away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie, kick a droid
Fly the falcon through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
This is spaceships, it’s monsters, it’s Star Wars, we love it!

Come and help me, Obi Wan
X-wing fighter and a blaster gun
Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun!
This is spaceships, it’s monsters, it’s Star Wars, we love it!

[Super Han]
Get in there you big, furry oaf
I couldn’t care less what you smell
I take orders from only me
Maybe you’d like it back in your cell
Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness

No one cares if you upset a droid
(nobody cares if you upset a droid)
That’s because droids don’t tear your arms out of socket.
(nobody cares)
I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win
That’s because nobody cares if you upset a droid.

[ET the DiscoTerrestrial]
Now we listen to Luke whining:
One more season… One more season… One more season… One more season…

I was gonna go to Tashi Station for power converters
Now I guess I’m going nowhere.
It just isn’t fair.

[Jaws: the Wookiee]
Wooookie (repeat)

Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)

Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)

Princess Leia
Well I guess you don’t know anything about women.

Who’s your daddy? (repeat)

[Jurassic Darth]
Luke, I’m your father
(That’s not true!)
It is useless to resist
(My hand!)
Come with me my son, We will rule
(I’ll never join you!)
Search your feelings it is true

So you have a twin sister
Who Obi Wan was wise to hide
(Is that Leia?)
If you will not turn
Then perhaps she will
Give in to your hate
You are mine

Long Long Long Time ago… Far Far Far Far Away

Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie
Kick a droid
Fly the falcon
Through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
(She’s annoyed!)
This is spaceships, it’s monsters, it’s Star Wars, we love it, it’s true

Episode 3
Coming to you
In 2005

So Let’s go
(go go go to the movies)
Stand in line
(buy buy buy me some popcorn)
Cause it’s al-
(please I’d like extra butter)
most the time
(Join the dark side…)
May the Force be with you all

John Williams is the man!!



Nuevo trailer de Indiana Jones IV

15 02 2008

¡Jarl! Tenemos nuevo trailer de la cuarta entrega de Indy: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Recién salido del horno, oiga.

No puedo evitarlo, es verlo y oír el tan ta tan taaaaaaa, tan tatáaaaaaaaaan, y me recorre la espalda un escalofrío que pa qué las prisas… No veo llegar el momento del estreno, el 22 de mayo.